pocketpadfoot:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

They start the game Friday afternoon and Saturday morning half of Slytherin is in the hospital wing

septemregnasansae:

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

ccc0urtney:

thesirensaresingingyourname:

So, my girlfriend wakes up in the middle of the nights sometimes, and if she notices I’m not close to her, she taps my face until I wake up and just holds her arms open and says, “Come. Warmth.” And then falls back asleep when I do as told.

this is the cutest thing ever

shuckl:

nothingman:

Doing The Pledge of Allegiance every school day for 4 or 5 years is one of those things that don’t seem strange when you’re young

But then you get older and you realized “yeah, swearing your allegiance to a flag for about 200+ days out of 365 day year in unity with other small children is without a doubt a creepy as fuck activity”

wait is that actually a thing american schoolchildren do what the fuck

lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

SUICIDE WATCH

detoxdean:

Tumblr user croowley issued a open goodbye letter along with a few other messages that narrowed down that she was going to kill herself. Her name is Maren and she is only fifteen years old, and I wouldn’t be able to bare it if she killed herself. About twenty-five minutes later, she issued another message saying she did not kill herself yet. It’s not too late to save her life. 

There are a few things you can do about this.

You can send her positive messages and reassuring thoughts in hopes she won’t kill herself. I’m not sure if she’s going to open her ask box or if she had already, but I just hope that she notices that so many people care about her.

Also, she mentioned trying to get ahold of Misha Collins and Osric Chau, and maybe if they got back to her, she would change her mind. Please try contacting Misha and Osric on Twitter in hopes that they will contact her.

You can also reblog this and spread the word to your followers. Liking will not share this post.

Please. She can not kill herself, and I hate that the only thing I can do is sit behind my computer screen and watch this unfold. Please send her reassuring messages. Please, this could save a life.

Again, her username is croowley.

tenth doctor in every episode

sharksouls:

matt-meowstic:

sinclair-atomos:

sharksouls:

talk dirty to me

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TOO MUCH DIRTY

sorry

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alltimeloe:

marry someone whose laughter sounds better than your favorite song

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.
let me introduce myself

1. the meaning behind my url
2. a picture of me
3. tattoos i have
4. last time i cried and why
5. piercings i have
6. favorite band
7. biggest turn off(s)
8. top 5 (insert subject)
9. tattoos i want
10. biggest turn on(s)
11. age
12. ideas of a perfect date
13. life goal(s)
14. piercings i want
15. relationship status
16. favorite movie
17. a fact about my life
18. phobia
19. middle name
20. anything you want to ask

le-cafe-musain:

Javert: Now bring me prisoner 24601, your time is up and your parole’s begun. You know what that means?

Valjean: Yes, it means I’m free.

Javert:

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send me a fruit c:

zonation:

Strawberry - I’m in love with you.

Cherry - I love you.

Watermelon - I think you’re cute.

Blueberry - You’re amazing.

Kiwi- You’re pretty

Rasberry - You’re hot.

Plum - I would fuck you.

Paopu Fruit - I would date you.

Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.

Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.

Orange - I want to get to know you.

Tangerine - We have a lot in common.

Lemon - I wish you would notice me.

Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.