one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
Matt Smith looks like a really enthusiastic Raptor that’s happy to be taken of a walk.
Everything you just said is perfect and I love it
Men categorize women in one of four ways:
Mothers, virgins, sluts and bitches.
Of course none of the above is suitable for the modern business woman.
But you can create your own image by selecting pieces of each archetype that work for you.
The sexual attractiveness of the slut.
The wisdom of the mother.
The integrity of the virgin.
The independence of the bitch.
This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you.
What they are forced to do instead is take you seriously.
my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes
do teenager house parties really exist or is that a hollywood myth
oh my god you don’t understand how much i want to kiss you
or watch movies with you
or fall asleep with you
or drink coffee with you
or cuddle with you
or hold your hand
or go to amusement parks with you
or watch concerts with you
or bake with you
i want to do everything with you and it kills me to know that i cant
I feel like I have one arm happily around Peter Capaldi but my other hand is clutching the back of Matt Smith’s jacket while he’s trying to leave
i still havent quite let go of David Tennant’s long coat yet….
ive got one hand on chris’s big ear
how many hands do you have?
As many as it takes.
Probably like 13
Letting your parents listen to your favorite music is so much like bringing a boyfriend home for approval but marginally more important
APPARENTLY GADRIEL IS THE ANGEL WHO WAS GUARDING EDEN AND WAS LOCKED UP BECAUSE SATAN GOT IN
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
GADRIEL WAS IN CHARGE OF SOMETHING
when albums have songs that fade into each other
when it’s on shuffle and the next song isn’t right
There’s a winged liner “terminology” reference list going around and I decided to give them correct names.