It’s weird that I’m a hairless, talking ape with custom crystals suspended in front of my eyes so I can see, and I live with a tiny panther who just accepts me as a part of the world around him and attempts to interact with me despite the fact that he doesn’t understand my language and I don’t understand his
I do approximately no drugs
you know how in ‘bugs’ when that realtor assumes sam and dean are a couple and dean plays along and is like ‘okay, honey?” and slaps sam’s butt like i’m dying to know what the script aCTUALLY SAID like “Dean slaps his little brother’s butt playfully” OR WAS THAT JUST A JENSEN THING we may never know
Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.
i just want to hug all of them
Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.gordon ramsay fandom
If you’re not in the Gordon Ramsay fandom you’re wrong.
A WWII soldiers photo-booth collection c.1942
#i think it is very important to remember that literally every human being who has ever existed was kind of a dork#you are kind of a dork#i am kind of a dork#all of these soldiers are total dorks#your favorite person in the world is kind of a dork#so is your least favorite person in the world#as a species we are dorky and awkward and very bad at being functional adults#welcome to the crew#and happy new year (swanjolras)
THE FIFTH ONE
Tenth Doctor: Rude and Not Ginger.
i love straight people. their tiny little legs. their big black eyes they use primarily to see at night. their short little noses. the way they can regenerate their lost limbs. wait. salamanders. im thinking of salamanders. i love salamanders
The Dollyrots —
- Your real name:
- your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal):
- your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on):
- your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle): Kunst
- superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): Grey Pillow
- goth name (black and one of your pets):
Crying Isn’t Pretty (k.p.k)
So intense. So beautiful. So real.(via simplytonka)
this test has some downright confusing english but it seems to be more or less accurate if you can figure out the questions and answer them right
I got 26 - which isn’t bad, considering I’m sitting at 23 (turning 24 in August) right now.