*realize i like the aesthetic the typo gave to what i said so i put the typo back in*
when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"
first born children trying to get attention after a younger sibling is introduced to them are so insanely hilarious. a few days after my sister was born, my dad was sitting on the couch with her, and my brother was like, 4, and he walked up to my dad holding a full glass of water, looked my dad straight in the eyes, and dumped the water on the floor