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bobbyhoying:

*makes typo*

*deletes typo*

*realize i like the aesthetic the typo gave to what i said so i put the typo back in*

thedearhuntress:

mathsturbation:

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STOP

thedearhuntress:

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

STOP

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutesHobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutesHobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutesLet’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes
The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

#perfect that leaves 3 and a half hours for snack runs and pee breaks

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes

The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

- Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf

umbriss:

thesmuggledplum:

heart-snatchers:

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS

What the actual fuck hahahaha

fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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spacetwinks:

there’s been a lot of good jokes made about harry potter the series and harry potter the character in specific but the classic i keep returning to is this 32 second bit

"Anaconda" shifts the common narrative of a man conquering female bodies to Minaj’s own stories of sexcapades without apologies. Towards the end, the only man in the video appears: Drake, seated in the middle of an empty room with roaming spotlights and Minaj treating him to a lap dance. In the final seconds, he reaches to touch Minaj’s ass after she had been flaunting it in his face, and she immediately swats his hand and struts away. Her body belongs to her, and she can twerk it and work it however she pleases, and she doesn’t owe anything to anyone.

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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iwriteaboutfeminism:

There’s no such thing as “too low” for the Ferguson police department.

Tuesday, September 30th

oitnb + text posts

Ninth Doctor + Sass Master

dario-argento:

dario-argento’s horror movie masterpost!
a list of 150+ movies to get you in the halloween spirit! movies are in alphabetical order. click on the title of the movie to watch it, click on the year to see the IMDb page for it. if any links are broken please let me know so i can fix them asap. if you have questions about any of the movies / links feel free to send me an ask. happy watching!**also i highly recommend you use an adblock software while on these sites**
A - B: 
Alice, Sweet Alice (1976) // Alien (1979) // Altered States (1980) // Amer (2009) // American Mary (2012) // The Amityville Horror (1979) // An American Werewolf In London (1981) // Anguish (1987) // The Antichrist (1974) // April Fool’s Day (1986) // At Midnight I’ll Take Your Soul (1964) // Audition (1999) // Baby Blood (1990) // The Bad Seed (1956) // Bad Taste (1987) // Basket Case (1982) // The Battery (2012) // Behind The Mask: The Rise Of Leslie Vernon (2006) // The Beyond (1981) // Beyond The Darkness (1979) // The Bird With The Crystal Plumage (1970) // Black Christmas (1974) // The Black Sleep (1956) // Black Sunday (1960) // A Blade In The Dark (1983) // The Blob (1958) // Blood Feast (1963) // Blood For Dracula (1974) // Blood Freak (1972) // Blood Rage (1987) // The Blood Spattered Bride (1972) // Bloody Moon (1981) // Body Bags (1993) // The Boogey Man (1980) // The Brain Eaters (1958) // The Bride Of Frankenstein (1935) // The Brides Of Dracula (1960) // The Brood (1979) // A Bucket Of Blood (1959) // The Burning (1981) // Burnt Offerings (1976)
C - D:
California Axe Massacre (1974) // Cannibal Ferox (1981) // Cannibal Holocaust (1980) // Carrie (1976) // Castle Of Blood (1964) // The Cat And The Canary (1927) // The Cat O’ Nine Tails (1971) // Cat People (1942) // Cat People (1982) // Cemetery Man (1994) // The Changeling (1980) // Children Shouldn’t Play WIth Dead Things (1973) // Chopping Mall (1986) // The City Of The Dead (1960) // City Of The Living Dead (1980) // The Comeback (1978) // The Conjuring (2013) // The Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954) // Cronos (1993) // The Curse Of The Werewolf (1961) // Curtains (1983) // The Damned (1963) // Dawn Of The Dead (1978) // Day Of The Dead (1985) // Dead Alive (1992) // Dead And Buried (1981) // Dead Of Night (1945) // Dead Ringers (1988) // Deadly Blessing (1981) // Death Proof (2007) // Death Valley (1982) // Deep Red (1975) // Demons (1985) // Deranged (1974) // The Descent (2005) // The Devil’s Rejects (2005) // Diabolique (1955) // Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark (1973) // Don’t Go In The House (1979) // Don’t Go In The Woods (1981) // Don’t Look In The Basement (1973) // Don’t Panic (1988) // Don’t Torture A Duckling (1972) // Dracula (1931) // Drag Me To Hell (2009) // The Driller Killer (1979)
E - H: 
Eden Lake (2008) // The Entity (1982) // Eraserhead (1977) // The Evil Dead (1981) // Evil Dead 2 (1987) // Evil Dead Trap (1988) // Evil Ed (1995) // Excision (2012) // The Exorcist (1973) // Eyes Without A Face (1960) // The Faculty (1998) // Fiend Without A Face (1958) // Flesh For Frankenstein (1973) // The Fly (1958) // The Fly (1986) // The Fog (1980) // Frankenhooker (1990) // Frankenstein (1931) // Friday The 13th (1980) // Fright Night (1985) // From Beyond (1986) // From Dusk Till Dawn (1995) // Frontier(s) (2007) // Funny Games (1997) // Ginger Snaps (2000) // The Gore Gore Girls (1972) // Gozu (2003) // Grotesque (1988) // Guinea Pig: Devil’s Experiment (1985) // Halloween (1978) // Happy Birthday To Me (1981) // Hatchet (2006) // The Haunting (1963) // Hausu (1977) // He Knows You’re Alone (1980) // Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer (1986) // High Tension (2003) // Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988) // Horror Express (1972) // Horror Of Dracula (1958) // The Host (2006) // Hostel (2005) // Hostel: Part 2 (2007) // Hour Of The Wolf (1968) // The House By The Cemetery (1981) // The House Of The Devil (2009)  // House On Haunted Hill (1959) // The House On Sorority Row (1983) // House On The Edge Of The Park (1980) // The House That Dripped Blood (1971)
I - N: 
I Drink Your Blood  (1970) // I Saw The Devil  (2010) // I Spit On Your Grave  (1978) // Ichi The Killer  (2001) // In The Mouth Of Madness  (1994) // The Innocents  (1961) // Innocent Blood (1992) // Inside  (2007) // Intruder  (1989) // Invasion Of The Body Snatchers  (1978) // The Invisible Man  (1933) // Jaws (1975) // Jennifer’s Body  (2009) // Just Before Dawn  (1981) // Killer Party (1986) // King Kong (1933) // Kiss Of The Damned (2012) // Kuroneko (1968) // Kwaidan (1964) // The Lair Of The White Worm (1988) // The Last House On Dead End Street (1977) // The Last House On The Left (1972) // Let The Right One In (2008) // Let’s Scare Jessica To Death (1971) // Lisa And The Devil (1973) // The Living Dead At Manchester Morgue (1974) // The Living Skeleton (1968) // The Loved Ones (2009) // Macabre (1980) // Maniac (1980) // Manos: The Hands Of Fate (1966) // Mardi Gras Massacre (1978) // Martyrs (2008) // May (2002) // The Midnight Hour (1985) // Motel Hell (1980) // Mother’s Day (1980) // The Mummy (1932) // The Mutilator (1985) // My Bloody Valentine (1981) // Necronomicon (1993) // The New York Ripper (1982) // The Night Evelyn Came Out Of The Grave (1971) // Night Of The Creeps (1986) // Night Of The Demon (1957) // Night Of The Demons (1988) // Night Of The Living Dead (1968) // A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984) // Night School (1981) // Nightmare City (1980) // Noroi (2005) // Nosferatu (1922) // Nosferatu The Vampyre (1979)
O - S:
Onibaba (1964) // Opera (1987) // The Others (2001) // Peeping Tom (1960) // Pet Sematary (1989) // Phantasm (1979) // Pieces (1982) // Piranha (1978) // The Pit And The Pendulum (1961) // Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959) // Planet Terror (2007) // Popcorn (1991) // Possession (1981) // Prom Night (1980) // The Prowler (1981) // Psycho (1960) // Re-Animator (1985) // Repulsion (1965) // The Return Of The Living Dead (1985) // Ringu (1998) // The Sacrament (2013) // Salem’s Lot (1979) // Santa Sangre (1989) // Scanners (1981) // Scream (1996) // Scream And Scream Again (1970) // The Sentinel (1977) // The Shining (1980) // Shivers (1975) // Shock (1977) // Sisters (1973) // The Skin I Live In (2011) // Sleepaway Camp (1983) // Slither (2006) // The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) // Society (1989) // Spider Baby (1968) // Splatter University (1984) // Splinter (2008) // Street Trash (1987) // Strip Nude For Your Killer (1975) // Student Bodies (1981) // The Stuff (1985) // Succubus (1968) // The Suckling (1990) // Suspiria (1977)
T - Z:
A Tale Of Two Sisters (2003) // Tenebre (1982) // TerrorVision (1986) // Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989) // The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) // The Thing (1982) // The Thing From Another World (1951) // Thriller: A Cruel Picture (1974) // Tombs Of The Blind Dead (1972) // Torso (1973) // Tourist Trap (1979) // The Toxic Avenger (1984) // Triangle (2009) // Troll 2 (1990) // Twisted Nerve (1968) // The Uninvited (1944) // The Untold Story (1993) // Vampyr (1932) // The Vanishing (1988) // Videodrome (1983)  // A Virgin Among The Living Dead (1973) // White Zombie (1932) // The Witches (1966) // The Wizard Of Gore (1970) // Wolf Creek (2005) // The Wolf Man (1941) // Zombie (1979)

dario-argento:

dario-argento’s horror movie masterpost!

a list of 150+ movies to get you in the halloween spirit! movies are in alphabetical order. click on the title of the movie to watch it, click on the year to see the IMDb page for it. if any links are broken please let me know so i can fix them asap. if you have questions about any of the movies / links feel free to send me an ask. happy watching!
**also i highly recommend you use an adblock software while on these sites**

A - B: 

Alice, Sweet Alice (1976) // Alien (1979) // Altered States (1980) // Amer (2009) // American Mary (2012) // The Amityville Horror (1979) // An American Werewolf In London (1981) // Anguish (1987) // The Antichrist (1974) // April Fool’s Day (1986) // At Midnight I’ll Take Your Soul (1964) // Audition (1999) // Baby Blood (1990) // The Bad Seed (1956) // Bad Taste (1987) // Basket Case (1982) // The Battery (2012) // Behind The Mask: The Rise Of Leslie Vernon (2006) // The Beyond (1981) // Beyond The Darkness (1979) // The Bird With The Crystal Plumage (1970) // Black Christmas (1974) // The Black Sleep (1956) // Black Sunday (1960) // A Blade In The Dark (1983) // The Blob (1958) // Blood Feast (1963) // Blood For Dracula (1974) // Blood Freak (1972) // Blood Rage (1987) // The Blood Spattered Bride (1972) // Bloody Moon (1981) // Body Bags (1993) // The Boogey Man (1980) // The Brain Eaters (1958) // The Bride Of Frankenstein (1935) // The Brides Of Dracula (1960) // The Brood (1979) // A Bucket Of Blood (1959) // The Burning (1981) // Burnt Offerings (1976)

C - D:

California Axe Massacre (1974) // Cannibal Ferox (1981) // Cannibal Holocaust (1980) // Carrie (1976) // Castle Of Blood (1964) // The Cat And The Canary (1927) // The Cat O’ Nine Tails (1971) // Cat People (1942) // Cat People (1982) // Cemetery Man (1994) // The Changeling (1980) // Children Shouldn’t Play WIth Dead Things (1973) // Chopping Mall (1986) // The City Of The Dead (1960) // City Of The Living Dead (1980) // The Comeback (1978) // The Conjuring (2013) // The Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954) // Cronos (1993) // The Curse Of The Werewolf (1961) // Curtains (1983) // The Damned (1963) // Dawn Of The Dead (1978) // Day Of The Dead (1985) // Dead Alive (1992) // Dead And Buried (1981) // Dead Of Night (1945) // Dead Ringers (1988) // Deadly Blessing (1981) // Death Proof (2007) // Death Valley (1982) // Deep Red (1975) // Demons (1985) // Deranged (1974) // The Descent (2005) // The Devil’s Rejects (2005) // Diabolique (1955) // Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark (1973) // Don’t Go In The House (1979) // Don’t Go In The Woods (1981) // Don’t Look In The Basement (1973) // Don’t Panic (1988) // Don’t Torture A Duckling (1972) // Dracula (1931) // Drag Me To Hell (2009) // The Driller Killer (1979)

E - H: 

Eden Lake (2008) // The Entity (1982) // Eraserhead (1977) // The Evil Dead (1981) // Evil Dead 2 (1987) // Evil Dead Trap (1988) // Evil Ed (1995) // Excision (2012) // The Exorcist (1973) // Eyes Without A Face (1960) // The Faculty (1998) // Fiend Without A Face (1958) // Flesh For Frankenstein (1973) // The Fly (1958) // The Fly (1986) // The Fog (1980) // Frankenhooker (1990) // Frankenstein (1931) // Friday The 13th (1980) // Fright Night (1985) // From Beyond (1986) // From Dusk Till Dawn (1995) // Frontier(s) (2007) // Funny Games (1997) // Ginger Snaps (2000) // The Gore Gore Girls (1972) // Gozu (2003) // Grotesque (1988) // Guinea Pig: Devil’s Experiment (1985) // Halloween (1978) // Happy Birthday To Me (1981) // Hatchet (2006) // The Haunting (1963) // Hausu (1977) // He Knows You’re Alone (1980) // Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer (1986) // High Tension (2003) // Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988) // Horror Express (1972) // Horror Of Dracula (1958) // The Host (2006) // Hostel (2005) // Hostel: Part 2 (2007) // Hour Of The Wolf (1968) // The House By The Cemetery (1981) // The House Of The Devil (2009)  // House On Haunted Hill (1959) // The House On Sorority Row (1983) // House On The Edge Of The Park (1980) // The House That Dripped Blood (1971)

I - N: 

I Drink Your Blood  (1970) // I Saw The Devil  (2010) // I Spit On Your Grave  (1978) // Ichi The Killer  (2001) // In The Mouth Of Madness  (1994) // The Innocents  (1961) // Innocent Blood (1992) // Inside  (2007) // Intruder  (1989) // Invasion Of The Body Snatchers  (1978) // The Invisible Man  (1933) // Jaws (1975) // Jennifer’s Body  (2009) // Just Before Dawn  (1981) // Killer Party (1986) // King Kong (1933) // Kiss Of The Damned (2012) // Kuroneko (1968) // Kwaidan (1964) // The Lair Of The White Worm (1988) // The Last House On Dead End Street (1977) // The Last House On The Left (1972) // Let The Right One In (2008) // Let’s Scare Jessica To Death (1971) // Lisa And The Devil (1973) // The Living Dead At Manchester Morgue (1974) // The Living Skeleton (1968) // The Loved Ones (2009) // Macabre (1980) // Maniac (1980) // Manos: The Hands Of Fate (1966) // Mardi Gras Massacre (1978) // Martyrs (2008) // May (2002) // The Midnight Hour (1985) // Motel Hell (1980) // Mother’s Day (1980) // The Mummy (1932) // The Mutilator (1985) // My Bloody Valentine (1981) // Necronomicon (1993) // The New York Ripper (1982) // The Night Evelyn Came Out Of The Grave (1971) // Night Of The Creeps (1986) // Night Of The Demon (1957) // Night Of The Demons (1988) // Night Of The Living Dead (1968) // A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984) // Night School (1981) // Nightmare City (1980) // Noroi (2005) // Nosferatu (1922) // Nosferatu The Vampyre (1979)

O - S:

Onibaba (1964) // Opera (1987) // The Others (2001) // Peeping Tom (1960) // Pet Sematary (1989) // Phantasm (1979) // Pieces (1982) // Piranha (1978) // The Pit And The Pendulum (1961) // Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959) // Planet Terror (2007) // Popcorn (1991) // Possession (1981) // Prom Night (1980) // The Prowler (1981) // Psycho (1960) // Re-Animator (1985) // Repulsion (1965) // The Return Of The Living Dead (1985) // Ringu (1998) // The Sacrament (2013) // Salem’s Lot (1979) // Santa Sangre (1989) // Scanners (1981) // Scream (1996) // Scream And Scream Again (1970) // The Sentinel (1977) // The Shining (1980) // Shivers (1975) // Shock (1977) // Sisters (1973) // The Skin I Live In (2011) // Sleepaway Camp (1983) // Slither (2006) // The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) // Society (1989) // Spider Baby (1968) // Splatter University (1984) // Splinter (2008) // Street Trash (1987) // Strip Nude For Your Killer (1975) // Student Bodies (1981) // The Stuff (1985) // Succubus (1968) // The Suckling (1990) // Suspiria (1977)

T - Z:

A Tale Of Two Sisters (2003) // Tenebre (1982) // TerrorVision (1986) // Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989) // The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) // The Thing (1982) // The Thing From Another World (1951) // Thriller: A Cruel Picture (1974) // Tombs Of The Blind Dead (1972) // Torso (1973) // Tourist Trap (1979) // The Toxic Avenger (1984) // Triangle (2009) // Troll 2 (1990) // Twisted Nerve (1968) // The Uninvited (1944) // The Untold Story (1993) // Vampyr (1932) // The Vanishing (1988) // Videodrome (1983)  // A Virgin Among The Living Dead (1973) // White Zombie (1932) // The Witches (1966) // The Wizard Of Gore (1970) // Wolf Creek (2005) // The Wolf Man (1941) // Zombie (1979)

holy-super-who-lock:

first born children trying to get attention after a younger sibling is introduced to them are so insanely hilarious. a few days after my sister was born, my dad was sitting on the couch with her, and my brother was like, 4, and he walked up to my dad holding a full glass of water, looked my dad straight in the eyes, and dumped the water on the floor

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